Because I’m 12.

Long live the farters!




Fine journalism.

Politico on Joe the Plumber:

And it turns out that Wurzelbacher makes less than $250,000 a year, which means he would receive a tax cut if Obama were elected president.

Just like that. No action by Congress needed; Joe the Plumber will receive a tax cut if Obama wins.

What a country! I need to get my absentee ballot back and change my vote to Obama if that’s all it takes to lower my taxes.