Today in the People’s House
House Resolution 49: Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that there should be established a National Letter Carriers Appreciation Day.
House Resolution 578: Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that there should be established a National Watermelon Month.
House Resolution 892: Expressing support for designation of March 11, 2008, as “National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day.”
Uh, oh… Those links open a Pandora’s box if ever there were one. My current favorite phrase: “whereas watermelon has remained a summer favorite from generation to generation…”
Comment by Dolph — 29 April 2008 @ 04:03 PM
I get paid to write crap like “whereas watermelon has remained….” Which shows how far gone the nation is.
Comment by piggyhastheconch — 29 April 2008 @ 05:13 PM