Dear United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America:

Our office is in receipt of your letter stating your solid opposition to the pending free trade agreement with “Columbia.”

What do you have against South Carolina that you don’t think other places in the United States should be allowed to trade freely with it?

God bless you for your fine carpentry and joining work.

Yours truly.

“I want you to think who you want to have in the White House answering the phone at 3:00 in the morning when some crisis breaks out somewhere around the world.” — Hillary Clinton.

“Because, you see, this election is about who can take the heat–who you want there when that secured phone in the White House rings at 3:00 AM. Do you want someone who will answer the phone politely: ‘Hello, this is the President. Speak slowly and clearly and tell me what the problem is.’ Or do you want someone who’s cranky, who says, ‘This better be important,’ or ‘Do you realize what time it is?’ or simply says, ‘Shut up!,’ hangs up the phone, and sleeps like a baby while the world burns!” — “George H.W. Bush.”