Larry Craig Police Interview Transcript Hall-of-Fame Moment
Officer: Have you been successful in these bathrooms here before?
Larry Craig: I go to that bathroom regularly.
Runner-up:
Larry Craig: I’m a fairly wide guy.
Officer: I understand.
Larry Craig: I had to spread my legs.
Officer: Okay.
Larry Craig: When I lower my pants so they won’t slide.
Officer: Okay.
Honorable Mention:
Officer: I don’t want to get into a pissing match here.